This is the transcript for the film, Food Chain Climbers: Masked Mutants.
THIS MOTION PICTURE HAS BEEN RATED
| PG-13 | Parents Strongly Cautioned (MPAA) |
| SOME MATERIAL MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13 |@
| Bloody Violence Involving Mutants, Brief Use of Language Including Censorship and Flashing Images |
BY THE CLASSIFICATION AND RATING ADMINISTRATION
MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA
Chapter 1: Rise of the Instant Fish EatersEdit
- 2014 Sony/Columbia Pictures logo
- 2013 Universal Pictures logo
- 2012 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer logo
- 2016 Illumination Entertainment logo from Sing
- 2012 Blumhouse Productions logo
- 2013 Bad Robot Productions logo
- 1997 DreamWorks Pictures logo
- 2004 Original Film logo
Chapter 23: A Failed Attempt to Destroy the Mutant SpawnerEdit
(Ratcatcher, Tallstar, Wilber, Daffodil, Laura and Courtney are in a storage room. They walk to a mutant spawner on a platform. Firestar, Alex, Leah, Chester Cheetah and Odie appear on the screen above it.)
Firestar: Greetings, Fish Eaters. We have a mission for you.
Ratcatcher: What's that?
Firestar: Your job is to destroy the mutant spawner in front of you. Now there should be some masks covered in spider webs.
Firestar: Okay, so now we want you six to cut the red and orange wire.
Tallstar: Which one? There's two of those.
Alex: No. One's red with an orange stripe, and the other one's orange with red stripes.
Tallstar: Yeah, and both are identical.
Alex: NO, they're not!
Wilber: Uh, Alex. They're...they're REALLY similar.
Alex: (sighs) One's a teeny bit red, Wilber.
Wilber: Which one?
Daffodil: (points to a wire off screen) I guess that one? Maybe?
Wilber: So wait, which one do we cut?
Leah: The teeny bit--(screen fizzes)--red one!
Leah: "Okay"? Wait! Stop!
Leah: You said the two letters on the masks were "Crash Bandicoot"!
Chester Cheetah: Okay! "Crash Bandicoot"!
Ratcatcher: No! Okay like "Okay, now I'm gonna tell you what the words are."
Chester Cheetah: Yeah, and then you didn't!
Tallstar: I thought we skipped that part!
Chester Cheetah: Skip the step in making more mutants spawn.
Courtney: Yeah, which we thought was pretty unresponsive on your part!
Laura: Why do you always do this?!
Courtney: Why do you always not shut up?!
(Odie turns a button to the left, making the screen fizz along with a high-pitched sound)
Ratcatcher, Tallstar, Wilber, Daffodil, Laura and Courtney: Ow!
Odie: On the radio, when we answer to an important task, we say "roger".
Laura: Oh. Roger.
Odie: --in between the spider webs--
Odie: --what are the two letters on the two masks?
Ratcatcher: (she, and the other Instant Fish Eaters look somewhere on the platform for a few seconds) You ready?
Tallstar: Damn it, Ratcatcher!
Ratcatcher: First letter is D.
Tallstar: Thanks. Second letter is--
Leah: E as in "extra", or P--
Wilber: As in "power". Sheesh, this is hard.
Leah: What was hard again?
Chester Cheetah: Mmm-hmm.
Laura: Chester Cheetah?
Chester Cheetah: So--
Courtney: You can tell the cheetah.
Chester Cheetah: Oh my god!
Laura: Chester Cheetah, can I punch her?
Chester Cheetah: In about twelve seconds, Laura.
Courtney: Laura, be careful! Holy fishsticks, the knuckles!
Chester Cheetah: Right after Tallstar cuts the solid purple wire.
Tallstar: The purple color of solid or--
Firestar (off screen): Roger!
Tallstar: Oh, roger! Cutting the purple wire. (begins to cut the purple wire with pliers)
Alex (off screen): TALLSTAR!
Tallstar: (he and everyone else is frightened) Oh my god! What?!
Alex: That's how annoying you are.
Tallstar: Your mom's annoying!
Alex: Oh, yeah.
Tallstar: How bout that?
Alex: Let's go there.
Ratcatcher: Let's go here, where Tallstar--shut up and cut the goddamn wire already!
Tallstar: You shut up and I'm doing it! (cuts the purple wire) Sheesh.
(The mutant spawner grows)
Wilber: Uh oh. Guys!
Leah (off screen): What's going on?
Daffodil: The mutant spawner just grew bigger.
Chester Cheetah: Did you cut the purple one?
Ratcatcher: Yes, roger! Cheeto, whoever!
Tallstar: Uh, Chester Cheetah?
Chester Cheetah: What were the last two letters?!
Laura: D as in "dimensional".
Wilber: What do we do here?
Courtney: And T as in "tower".
Firestar, Alex, Leah, Chester Cheetah and Odie: WHAT?!
Daffodil: (clears throat) T as in what?!
Courtney: "Tower". What'd you think I said?
Odie: You idiot!
Courtney: Yeah. I feel there's a mutant snake in my boot, so can someone get it out? (she gets punched off screen) OWW!
Laura: That's for torture, dumbass!
Firestar: We're signing out. See you outside!
(The screen turns off)