​Zachary & Ainsley: The Trojan Martians of Armageddon is a 2017 American computer animated fantasy horror space action adventure romantic drama comedy film directed by Greg McLean, produced by Jason Blum and Chris Meledandri and written by J.J. Abrams. It stars the voices of Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Joel Kinnaman, Seth Rogen, Morgan Freeman, Chris Pratt, Tom Cruise, Jamie Blackley and Bill Maher.

​Distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, BH Tilt, Columbia Pictures and Universal Pictures and produced by Illumination Entertainment, Bad Robot Productions and LStar Capital, the film released on March 17, 2017.


​Directed by

​Greg McLean

​Produced by

​Jason Blum

Chris Meledandri

​Written by

​J.J. Abrams


​Trey Parker

Matt Stone

Joel Kinnaman

Seth Rogen

Morgan Freeman

Chris Pratt

Tom Cruise

Jamie Blackley

Bill Maher

​Production companies

​Illumination Entertainment

Bad Robot Productions

LStar Capital

​Distributed by


BH Tilt

Columbia Pictures

Universal Pictures

​Release Date

​March 17, 2017


Zachary and the girls were packing their stuff to blast into space.

​Voice castEdit

​Main characters

  • Trey Parker as Zachary Bortz
  • Matt Stone as Ainsley Bortz and Spearslinger Indian
  • John DiMaggio as Meredith Bortz
  • Phil LaMarr as Alexa Bortz
  • Billy West as Abby and Olivia Indian
  • Maurice LaMarche as Kaia Bortz
  • David Herman as Lydia Bortz
  • Neil Patrick Harris as Clancatcher Bortz
  • Julianne Moore as Alexandra Bortz
  • Chloe Grace Moretz as Carina Bortz
  • Judy Greer as Alex Bortz
  • Gabriella Wilde as Leah Bortz
  • Gemma Arterton as Rachel Bortz
  • Portia Doubleday as Allie Indian
  • Saxon Sharbino as Sophia Indian
  • Meryl Streep as Abworker Bortz
  • Lauren Graham as Sarah Bortz
  • Dakota Johnson as Maddie Bortz


  • Joel Kinnaman as Martian Meredith
  • Seth Rogen as Martian Ainsley
  • Morgan Freeman as Martian Abby and Olivia
  • Chris Pratt as Martian Zachary
  • Tom Cruise as Martian Alexa

​Space Commanders

  • Jamie Blackley as Commander Zachary
  • Bill Maher as Commander Meredith


The film was scheduled for release on March 17, 2017 so that Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and BH Tilt would release it with The Belko Experiment​.

​Home releaseEdit

The film released on DVD and Blu-Ray by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment on June 20, 2017.


Zachary & Ainsley: The Trojan Martians of Armageddon: Astronauts and Commanders vs. Martians Movie Novelization


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